I'm sitting outside my house eating plantains in my car cuz I don't want to share them with my children. I should feel ashamed. But I don't.
MY CHILDREN EAT EVERYTHING. So yeah, I hide food from them. It's every man for himself in this house. This is Sparta.
Me & @denicefrohman have been in the Dallas airport all day. & tho I saw a gate agent that could pass for Drake's drunk uncle, I want OUT!